Top 5 reason afternoon church sucks:
5 - No naps. Not that my children need them any other day of the week, but for some reason on Sunday, time catches up to Laney and she really needs one.
4 - Nursery. Need I say more? Well I will anyway. 10 - 12 kids crying because they are hungry...and TIRED. I "get" to stay in their because I feel bad for the leaders having to deal with Laney crying. Eh hem, I meant SCREAMING...like she is going to die kind of screaming. Oh, and Laney is the biggest kid there and can easily get out on her own...so I don't really have a choice. She follows me out anyway.
3 - No time for anything else but church. We did get our scripture reading in before church, but I miss having the entire day as a family...it is one of the only days we get with Josh.
2 - You can't just not go. Of course I feel like I don't get anything out of it. I am more frustrated when I leave than uplifted. But I can't just be inactive for a year...or can I?
And the Number One Reason Afternoon Church Sucks...drum roll please!
Because of the "no nap" taken by Laney, she spontaneously has this great idea to put my cell phone in her pretty pink potty chair and then PEE on it. And then she tells me about it a way too cheery voice. Like I would be proud of her or something. 15 minutes later...she is asleep.
That's right folks...don't expect me to answer your phone call unless it is an emergency for the next 2 weeks until I am up for my new phone. Good timing right? Although a picture would have been great, you can understand why I didn't take time to take a snapshot of this moment.
Sorry for all of the sarcasm. I do like church. I am just really T.O.'d about my phone. :(
Gggrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
